Plagiarized from the original by Thomas Jefferson,
July 4 1776
By Benny Pollak In
New York, November 2000 (After the so-called election of Georges W. Bush as the 43rd President)
But when a long Train of Abuses and Usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object, evinces a Design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their Right, it is their Duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future Security. Such has been the patient Sufferance of the people of these
; and such is now the Necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The History of the present form of Government, as perpetuated by the entrenched Political structure, is a History of repeated Injuries and Usurpations, all having in direct Object the Establishment of an absolute Tyranny over the People. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid Nation; screw the World. United States
WE, therefore, this Group of Patriotic Citizens of these United States, in GENERAL CONGRESS over the Internet, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the World for the Rectitude of our Intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, solemnly Publish and Declare, That the People are, and of Right ought to be, FREE AND INDEPENDENT INDIVUDUALS; that they are absolved from all Allegiance to the Washington establishment and their respective Local, County and State Governments, and that all political Connection between them and the Corrupt Political Establishment, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as FREE AND INDEPENDENT PEOPLE, they have full Power to live their lives as they see fit, keep their hard-earned money, smoke marihuana and consume any substances they please, establish commercial and other agreements with whom they please, and to do all other Acts
and Things which FREE PEOPLE may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm Reliance on the Protection of our constitutionally guaranteed right to bear arms, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, Whatever Fortune we can Keep from the Internal Revenue Service, and our sacred Honor.